Ideal Methodology

Agile Is Not Ideal. SCRUM Is Not Ideal. Ideal Methodology picks up where Agile Methodology left off. Its motto is as follows: “Those who can, do. Those who can’t, complain.” Agile and Scrum represent the mindset that complaining and intimidating people are the main methods of achieving project requirements. Agile and Scrum is simply institutionalized …

What everyone should know about SCRUM

Because neo-communist slavery practices, such as the world-famous SCRUM “methodology”, are so pervasive in our modern workplaces, I thought I would share with you a couple of slogans and handy battlecries, to aid you in your daily struggle to mentally and physically eradicate it from your life. Thank me later! Scrum is scum I hate …